About

Faux fur ears and matching tails, for people who are a little bit animal.

The short version

Every pair of animal ears we bought let us down in the same ways. The plastic grip teeth dug into our scalps. The fur matted after one wear. The colours never matched anything we owned. They were either costume-shop red or that shiny black you only see in October.

They were made for one night a year. We wanted ears you could wear on a Tuesday.

What we look for

It has to be comfortable for hours, not minutes

We use a slim headband with no grip teeth. That is the difference between ears you take off after twenty minutes and ears you forget you are wearing.

The colours have to go with real clothes

Blush, cream, ginger, grey, cocoa. We choose colours that work with the clothes already in your wardrobe. Nobody needs another pair of neon ears.

The set has to actually match

The ears and tail are cut from the same fur and the same dye lot. That way, the colour on your head matches the colour behind you. Buying them separately can leave you with two slightly different shades.

How we actually operate

Puppygirlparadise is a small independent shop. We do not manufacture our products or run our own warehouse. We choose the range, photograph and describe it as accurately as we can, and ship orders directly from our supplier's warehouse to you.

This setup helps us keep our prices where they are, but delivery takes longer than it would from a domestic retailer. We dispatch within 1 to 3 business days, and most orders arrive within 2 to 3 weeks. We put that on every product page so you know before checkout.

We ask for your patience, and want to ensure you have a good experience shopping with us. If there is any issue with your order, please don't stay silent, and we'll make it right.

The product photos on this site come from our supplier and show the actual items we sell. They are not photos of similar products.

Penelope

Penelope is our mascot, a small round creature of indeterminate species with ears too big for her head. She appears on the packaging, writes the newsletter, and has never once been on time for anything.

If something's wrong

Email businesscontact@whitehorse-llc.org or text (860) 259-4672. A person answers, usually within one business day. If the fluff disappoints you, you have 30 days. See our returns policy.